Mermaids Are the Worst!

Marsoni

M251S

$19.99

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Mermaids Are the Worst!Gilbert the Goblin's beachside vacation gets ruined by mermaids and their games in the side splitting latest installment in The Worst! picture book series, where even the strangest of creatures can become the best of friends. Who doesn't love a good vacation? Soaking up some sun, floating on the waves and arm wrestling an octopus? When mermaids show up in the middle of Gilbert's goblin getaway, their fin flapping festivities quickly turn rest and

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These are fantastic! The texture is just what I was looking for. The leading brand is too dry in my opinion these are perfectly moisturizing and spreadable with the right amount of mint. You can tell it’s mint but it doesn’t burn like some of the others. After first trying a tallow moisturizer I was hooked and starting to look for a lip balm. This is a great choice for people who love the more oily texture of tallow!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026

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J. Smith

New York, US

★★★★★ 5

Great product/Safe and works

Flavor Name: Fresh Mint, Size: 1 count (Pack of 5)

Bought these for my wife. She always has chapstick mostly the bees one on her and heard about this brand that doesn’t use a bunch of stuff you can’t pronounce. This is now her new favorite

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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2026

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Luis n Dee

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Love the benefits of tallow! It’s all I use!

Scent: Lavender

I am a loyal Lotus customer having their face tallow cream on authorship. It’s all I use on my skin & for my teenage daughter. Surprised when I saw they had their bars on Amazon so I placed an order. They are wonderful tallow bars just like I’d expect from Lotus! Smooth, creamy & lather so beautifully! My skin felt so clean & moisturized after my bath. No nasty chemicals, all natural skincare! Definitely buy these bars! I don’t have any skin conditions or concerns I just would rather use natural high quality ingredients, but I can see if you have sensitive skin or any skin issues this would help! Thank you for making high quality skincare!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026