I Was a Teenage Slasher

Marsoni

M251S

$29.99

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I Was a Teenage Slasher*USA TODAY Bestseller * Alex Award Winner * The viciously clever, over the top, genre skewing (The New York Times Book Review) classic slasher story with a twist from Stephen Graham Jones, the master of modern horror and bestselling author of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, The Only Good Indians, and the Indian Lake trilogy. 1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small town driven by oil and cotton and a place where everyone knows everyone else's business. So it goes for

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Great balls for the ball launcher and not rockhard like some of the solid rubber balls. These have great bounce, and because of the two holes, they make a fun whistling noise as they fly through the air. My dogs love them and they are a good value. By the way, if you throw them too hard, they will go through chain-link and no climb fence because they squish a bit!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2026

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IT Secure Force

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 5

Excellent dog balls — safe design and very durable

Style: Fetch Balls (Pack of 3), Size: 2.5 inch

These fetch balls from Amazon Basics are fantastic, and my dog absolutely loves them. One of the biggest reasons I prefer these over other brands is the hole that runs through the center of the ball. This is a very important safety feature: if a dog were to accidentally get the ball stuck in the back of the throat, the hole allows air to pass through. That small detail could literally make a life-saving difference. Aside from the safety benefit, they bounce well, are easy to clean, and hold up to a lot of playtime. They’re firm but not rock-hard, and my dog goes crazy for them. Great value, great quality, and a thoughtful design. Highly recommended for dog owners who want a safer alternative to standard solid rubber balls.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2025

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mike

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 5

Great ball for heavy chewers

Style: Assorted Balls (Pack of 3), Size: 2.5 inch

Great toy for my Doberman. She chews through tennis balls in about 15 minutes but these are very durable. She likes to chase them but also just chew on them.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026

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Alexandria, US

★★★★★ 5

Durable

Style: Fetch Balls (Pack of 2), Size: 3 inch

Very bouncy. I like the noise it makes when you throw it. Pretty durable. Good size. Dog loves to play with them. Good material. Easy to use.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026

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Susan Cedar

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 4

My dog loves glowing fetch at night!

Style: Glow Balls (Pack of 3), Size: 2.5 inch

Fantastic. Sturdy. My dog loves them Glow in the dark is great for fetch at night. I keep a flashlight with me because the glow doesn't last really long. But they charge very quickly and are really bright.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2026