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Yard Dick (Display)

Marsoni M251S
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Yard Dick (Display)Yard Dick (Display)When in doubt, whip it out! 12 Inches of truth! It's the penis shaped ruler known as the Yard Dick. How will you measure up? Party pleasing sayings including: "Mr. Nub, Are You In yet?", all the way up to "Huge Cock" and "Mr. Gigantor"! Great to pull out at parties. Assorted colors. Includes 12 rulers.
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Melissa hill
Boise, US
★★★★★ 1
Dont smell good
Dont smell good at all. Really disappointed.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2026
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dalton davis
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 3
Smells horrible
Works good at keeping you tan. But stinks so bad. Smells like self tanner
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026
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Candace Legler
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 2
Hmmmmmm
Omg the smell of the one with the gradual tanner is 100% that fake tanner smell. I’ll let you know how it works and if it transfers onto anything it’s not supposed to but I have all white sheets so we will see! If it works and doesn’t transfer it might be worth it if I top it with a body oil that smells amazing
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
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Jessica
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product!
Color: Black, Size: 2.7 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I LOVE this stuff. It has helped so much with pesky blackheads. I used it for a few days in a row and now I just use it maybe 1-2 times a week. The smell isn’t great (it just smells like washed rice) but I do it before I shower so the smell doesn’t linger. Great product and I’ve already shared with two others who have also purchased it and loved it!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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Christen Wooten
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
I like it
Color: Black, Size: 2.7 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I use this about once a week - I like it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026

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