★★★★★ 5
It soft and fits perfectly
Size: Large, Color: Black
Good love it
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt
Marsoni
M251S
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Friday, May 29
Unisex Don't Trust the Universe SweatshirtSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in
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★★★★★ 5
Nice fit
Size: Medium, Color: Black
Its good i like it
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Buena calidad
Size: Medium, Color: Black
Buena calidad
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Runs large
Size: Large, Color: White
Runs much larger than I expected. I am 5’4”& 136 pounds. Usually wear a medium or large in some knit tops. So I need to stitch the side seams in hopes it will fit better. I like the weight and softness of the fabric, but really disappointed in the too large armholes. Unwearable for me until I
can sew new side seams.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Versatility simple top
Size: X-Large, Color: White
Comfortable and well made top. Simple but versatile dress it up or casual, this top is a basic much needed wardrobe addition.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026
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