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Richard the Dressed-Up Trichocereus Penis Cactus

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Richard the Dressed-Up Trichocereus Penis CactusMeet Richard He is a bit of a prick, but with some tender care he will grow on you! Cause a stir with Richard, the dressed up penis cactus! This intriguing plant won't be content to sit quietly in the corner. Stick him on your ledge and let the conversation begin! (But please, no staring!) Makes a great gift for bachelorette parties, gag gifts and more! Comes complete with: (1) 4" Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose TBM penis cactus (1) 4" white pail
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Gordon In TX
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Good sounds
Saratoga Water? Nope. Pawatoga Water, yes! it has held up well. The crinkle sounds are fun but sometimes he just wants the squeak.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
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T’Challa is King
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Super cute
We loved having this as a toy for our dobie’s bday celebration
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026
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Lindsey Politowicz
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
My Dog’s New Favorite Toy!
My pup is absolutely obsessed with this bottle-shaped dog toy—it’s the perfect mix of fun and durability! It crinkles, without the lid obnoxious noise. Highly recommend for any dog!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 16, 2025
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Jaclyn
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
A perfect addition to my dog’s toy collection
Cute dog toy that is a fun toy to add to my dog’s collection especially since we live near wine country. Jameson also loves that there’s a squeaker, and started playing with it right away.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2025
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Nickolay
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Muy bonitos
Buen regalo para mis perros
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026

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